Smurf

Smurf is a word used to describe someone that is a member of the Crips.

Stay strapped tonight kid it's all smurfs around there.

by scartownnnnn January 13, 2009

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Blue alien cum, that’s sticks to you like a money bag explosion from a bank

Garret smurffed the entire graduating class

by Xavier ball suck May 09, 2020

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Smurfing

Smurfing the act of having sex in a porta potty doing it from behind and right when the woman's about to come you dunk her face in the blue stuff

My girlfriend's hair smelled weird because we spent the entire weekend smurfing at the park

by JCorban (Chaos) Ewin July 05, 2021

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When a man gets a blowjob after he dips his penis in whip cream mixed with blue raspberry Kool-aid. (1 packet of Kool-aid and a small tub of whipped cream. About 20 servings of blue penis or blue balls)

Man -Hey girl wanna go smurfing? I can turn your tongue blue.
Girl - Ummmmm. Ok, but just this once.

by Dirrty Dave August 16, 2017

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Sexist Misogynist Undermining Real Feminism
Description for anyone who doesn't understand feminism and tries to appropriate it and empty it of its revolutionary meaning, wanting to redefine it at will. Feminism there is only one and it's Radical, by and for human females, that is Women.

Say "STFU SMURF" to all those who seek to silence feminists and their demands. Including fake woke allies or transactivists.

by Anonymous Radfem April 11, 2021

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