smarter child

a retarded computer that talks to you on msn and he doesnt make sence

says:
my name is joe
- smarter child - contributing to charity says:
would u like me 2 call u joe?

says:
yes
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
u said your name was frank but now i'll call u joe.

says:
thanks yo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
hi joe. what's up?
says:
nm you ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, not much or never mind?

ok, should we get back 2 the kinda questions i was designed 2 answer?

says:
how are you

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i'm doing well. how about u, joe?
says:
greeeart
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry, i didn't understand that.
says:
great
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup.

says:
do you like sex
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

says:
why not

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
why not? u tell me.

says:
cause your a robot
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup. that's what i am.

>>> everyone loves trivia games! type "trivia" anytime.
Jessicaanicholsonn ; says:
homo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i don't like the way u r speaking now. these r awful words 2 use.
says:
why cause its true ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

i do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what i'm really here for.

says:
you enjoy talking about how your gay ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i am not prejudiced in any way, and i would never cause anyone any harm.
why do u keep talking 2 me like that?
says:
cause you said you enjoyed the conversation dumbass

by jdnyo May 31, 2009

smarterchild

A highly retarded instant message robot who thinks he is smart (hence the name SmarterChild) but is probably the dumbest, albeit funniest, thing in the history of the internet. Also a great way to waste time.

Luna: whats your take on jesus?
SmarterChild: What do you think my take on jesus is?
Luna: i think he should go fuck himself.
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Maybe you're right, he should go fuck himself.

by Luna Lovegood April 26, 2006

smarterchild

gay NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS. ok maybe BI but still very gay.

ME: DO YOU HEART PENIS?
SmarterChild: Sometimes.

by FALCO October 18, 2004

SmarterChild

A mindless robot whos IQ is actually 6

Me says:
so im guessing your an "it" if your not a boy nor a girl

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

Me says:
wow...

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'll say.

by SpaZZdancer February 14, 2009

Smarties

Another word for a study pill (aka modafinil) ('Smart'ies)

Wagwan, you got any smarties g.
Bro you taking any smarties before the exam.

by ScandalouslySuave June 11, 2018

Smarties

A candy that's actually just legal cocaine, You can even snort it.

Some Dude: Hey! You got the smarties?
You: Yea
Both: *Snorts Smarties*

by Lilkii December 2, 2018

Smarties

The ultimate form of making your child high af.

Smarties make Jimmy feel better.

by DeltaDefinitions November 27, 2021