Maggie Simpson

The 1-year-old on the animated series The Simpsons. Constantly sucks on her pacifier. Once did what no one else would: shoot Mr. Burns. We see her as a teenager in the episode Lisa's wedding, where she wears a pacifier around her neck and still doesn't talk. See www.MaggieAndEric.com

If you want to see Maggie when she's a bit older (13 I think), check out www.MaggieAndEric.com. Yes, she's still jailbait, but it's a cartoon, so who cares??

by Homer Jay Simpson February 17, 2005

Maggie Simpson

She shot Mr Burns.She's cool,man!

suck suck suck

by TheWiggidy October 11, 2003

similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

by Thelma April 30, 2005

Simpsons Syndrome

When a TV show keeps on going.

And going...
And going... Long after its quality went down the tubes.

Usually because the channel that airs it is making big bucks and absolutely refuses to let the creator end it.

"The Simpsons hasn't been good since 1999. Why do they even try anymore?"
"Simpsons Syndrome"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 2, 2020

Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.

I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.

by Damon K. February 2, 2021

Ashford & Simpson

To be "Solid" or "Solid As A Rock" (a song made famous by Husband & Wife duo Ashford & Simpson)...

When a girl gives you the hardest, most veiny and throbbing boner ever. Can sometimes feel like the penis is literally going to crack and shatter. Can only be sustained by more of the same action (which may result in ejaculation) or immediately after, using a cock ring.

Girl: Ooh baby, do you like the way I'm rubbing your cock between my big-ass titties all covered in hot oil, stroking your balls and playing with a dildo in my ass so you can fuck me all while we're watching lesbian porn?

Guy: Are you kidding baby? I'm totally Ashford & Simpson right now.

by Omn1scientist November 26, 2010

Rick Simpson

Rick Simpson is a medical marijuana activist who has been supplying marijuana and special oils for almost a decade. He is most known for his special "Rick Simpson Oil" which is purchasable through the deep web.

Homophobe 1: My friend was telling me about Rick Simpson. Is his oil any good?
Homophobe 2: Hell Yeah! That will get you fucked up any day!

by sebb. July 5, 2016