backwards-sideways

Sex: when you're spooning, and the big spoon has a penis.

This morning, we were totally lazy about doin' it so I just rolled over on my side so we could do it backwards-sideways.

by StephaNEENER May 19, 2015

Full sideways

1: Opposite of full send
2: when you tell a bitch somethin and she looks at you and she bends sideways 45 degrees

"This guy I just met asked me to be friends with benefits and I went full sideways like bitch what"

by Foxyroxy10 August 2, 2017

Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe

*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"

by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015

sidewalk shopping

Outfitting your home with junk other people have tossed to the curb.

Following the "curb alerts" on Craig's List.

"WOW, nice end tables... where did ya get these?" "Found them on the side of the road near work, aren't they cool?"

"Tuesday is trash day, how about a little sidewalk shopping, I need lamps"

by The Cuttah, Baby. December 29, 2011

slideways

a sideways movement caused by a sliding effect

when driving a car too fast in a turn, the back wheels break loose and the car goes slideways.

by kirkwoodskibum November 21, 2013

sidewalk snatch

1.) Verb- To take, for yourself, items another person does not want and has left out on a city curb.

2.) Noun- A common hooker found on urban street corners.

3.) Noun/Adj- Scantily dressed, underaged, inner city female.

1.) I just sidewalk snatched two lawn chairs and two Ikea folding chairs, in decent condition, for my neighbor Mr. Rosie.

2.) I saw a pimp roughing up his sidewalk snatch.

3.) You think she's hot??!! That sidewalk snatch is on her way to a Bieber concert.

by karenannew June 27, 2014

Sidewalk Splash

When you get hit with water runoff from the road due to someone driving too fast over it. Also an old TV trope in which a character has this happen to them to add insult to injury when already having a bad day.

Jill: “How could things get any worse!?”
*Gets Sidewalk Splashed*

by BigLesbianLol June 8, 2019