Showing the horse and cart

To show one's age. When an older person makes a comment or action that refers back to times long since past and shows just how old they are, generally alienating the younger generation a bit in the process.

My grandfather made a reference to Howdy Doody today. Man, was he showing the horse and cart.

Also showing your age

by JacintaK July 6, 2009

Cock-Shopping

Girls at the mall or anywhere else dressed up looking to get banged-out by multiple dudes.

Gio: Did you see Debbie and her friends at the mall earlier?

Zeeb: Yeah, cock-shopping as usual.

Gio: They'll probably buy something.

by Cody Rotten May 27, 2007

collateral shopping

Things you bought when you were shopping for something else

I just went out for a pair of shoes but I spent over $300 on collateral shopping

by Andy Froud June 7, 2007

vegetable shopping

When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.

Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.

by k1llah October 21, 2007

dress shopping

buying something you;ll probably wear once and then give to a thrift store or sell on E-Bay

I'm going dress shopping for my wedding gown.

by Amber Edsall June 19, 2008

toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.

by candelach February 9, 2012

string is showing

When a woman acts like a bitch as if she were on the rag.

Calm down, Julie, your string is showing.

by ananamas87 October 11, 2007