Dick shit

After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.

Dam i just took a dick shit!

by Bruno the bull. July 10, 2018

shit dick

the end product of anal sex with a crusty dude & dirty skank

"yo man i heard hailey graham gave nick hoseman shit dick"
"figures, she's a nasty ass hoe who enjoys it up the ass"

by tomark182 June 16, 2016

Dick-shit

The act of taking a shit through your dick

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit

by Blood-lover June 17, 2018

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

Dick Shit

Dick shit:
An Insult towards a person you hate and a combo with Dick and Shit.

Me: Have you seen that girl?
Friend: Who?
Me: Dick shit.
Friend: ohh.

by Corruption_Shaker September 4, 2019

Dick Shit

A trem of derision. A male ejeculated a turd into a females uterus which fertilized a malformed egg. The resulting embryo emplanted and produced a Dick Shit.

Jim Jordan is a d Dick Shit.

by Alpha13579 May 26, 2022

Shit dick

When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick

Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"

by niereht December 23, 2016