shitstruck

To have a rapid urge to shit when you least expect it.

Sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eye lids.

Biff: "What's wrong with you, Marty?"
Marty: "I just got shitstruck!"
Biff: "That sucks bro, we are miles from a bathroom."

by bretsky4ever April 28, 2013

shitstickle

A general swear/ curse word used by some Brits

"Oh shitstickle I spilt my tea!"
Or
" I left my bag at work.. Shitstickle!"

by Abbcccdddicckkk123 May 6, 2016

Shitstick

Shitstick (noun)
When a man obtains a boner from pooping. Due to the abdominal pressure and muscle contactions in the pelvis when one poops, shit, extra blood flow will inconsequentially be sent to the penis, making it hard and erect, or stick-like.

Shitstick

"Is your stomach okay?"
"No Kyle, i shit so much i got a shitstick".

by Arizona Concept May 22, 2016

Shitstick

Sort of like a fuckstick yet even more useless.

Billy was acting like a little bitch today at school and when we tried to help him he just pissed everyone off even more. What a shitstick.

by P.W. Toastman September 18, 2016

shitstick dickwaffle

An inappropriate, politically incorrect, unwelcome human being.

That shitstick dickwaffle made another racist comment.

by HEY STEVE LOOK! August 16, 2017

Shitsticker

when you need to swear but children are around but you still swear but make not sound like a swear

Person1: Ah, shitstickers
Person2: what
Person1: there are children here

by thechidlerwhoswears March 18, 2019

Shitstick

To have shit smeared across your mouth/lips after eating someone's ass

Don't go kissing Derek! D'You see Derek the other day walkin around wearing his girl's shitstick?

by Papiernesto January 2, 2020