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shiny puffery 

the shiny puffy jackets becoming the top fashion trend in cold areas, very similar to a shrunken half bodied Michelin man.
The invasion of the shiny puffery has begun. Everyone wears these crazy jackets at least they are warm.
shiny puffery by enemybear November 22, 2011

Shiny Pokemon 

An alternatly colored pokemon,(e.g. Shiny Wingull)that shines upon coming out of it's ball.
Shiny Pokemon are twice as powreful as thier normal counterparts.
Shiny Pokemon by Light Joker March 30, 2004

shiny object reaction

getting distracted by something awesome or flamboyant, especially during an important conversation or event.
Girl: I really appreciate you being here for me... It means a lot that you...
Guy: LOOK! Free Pizza Day is next month!
Girl:... Just had a shiny object reaction.

shiny red magic 

a touch of something very very special. converts the humdrum every day to bells and whistles with extra sparkly bits.
When speaking of a highly tuned scooter..

"Well it's had a bit of shiny red magic" = it goes like stink!
shiny red magic by parka March 15, 2012

Shiny Umbrella 

noun:

1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight

2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob
1. Dude #1: Hey man, check out my shiny umbrella.

Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo

2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with
Shiny Umbrella by Halogenic June 9, 2017

Shiny charizard 

Shiny charizard is everyone's favourite shiny Pokemon on Pokemon go
Somebody: I don't like shiny charizard

:Somebody else then quit Pokemon go