Shetlands

Defecating. Having a poo.

I'm just going to the Shetlands.

Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles

Often shortened to just 'shetty'

by Fizifty Sizzent October 14, 2007

shetbag

1. a bag full of shit
2. a person who is a piece of shit and deserves to be stuffed in a shetbag.
3. a person/thing who shits in a bag.
4. a hobo ..or homeless person

1. jesus! i just stepped on a shetbag
2. amanda is such a fucking shetbag!!11
3. i can't afford a toilet so i use a shetbag
4. i just paid that shetbag some change and now it's asking for more.

by diana diana diana diana March 16, 2008

Shetland

Very windy islands north of Aberdeen

John: Going to shetland in the holidays
Jack: but its windy
John: i ken

by SulphurS16 June 8, 2019

Shetland

An affectionate term for an extremely short person.

Jade: Shut up Shetland!
Jen: I am not short!
Ryan: Clearly are though
Laura: Yeah, just accept that you're a Shetland Jen

by Poopski94 May 26, 2012

shetix snacks

to ejaculate,to masturbate

i'll be back in 10 minutes cause its time for my shetix snacks..

by timmy1234567890 October 16, 2008

shetta

shit

Paul's wife accidentally clogged the guest bathroom toilet with a massive shetta after she consumed way too many of her famous homemade flautas and chimichangas.

This chili's gonna make me shetta!

Oh Shetta!! I just went shetta in my pants. woops!

by norftown702 January 22, 2009

Shetee

A goatee that's unintentionally, or unknowingly, on a woman's face. Usually the result of poor hygiene.

"I've never seen such a thick shetee!!"

"Did you see the Shetee on that chick!!! How disgusting! !!"

"That fat chick has the nastiest Shetee!"

by bykguy February 5, 2014