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Sherlock

A short Asian boy with limited vocabulary and a banging bowl cut
Person 1: 'Hey sherlock I like your hair today'
Sherlock: 'Kill yourself you fucking cunt' *slowly walks away and gets thundercunted by some fat fucker with a basketball*
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Sherlock

A noun turned adjective depicting someone who lacks common sense or someone who mentions the "obvious".
A substitute for "Captain Obvious"
A sarcastic way of calling someone a genius.
Person: Dude, she's a girl!
You: Yeah, no shit Sherlock
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Sherlock Holmes

A sexual position wherein the male partner whilst penetrating from behind notices a brownish spec near the female's anus and, therefore, as in an investigation, procures his magnifying glass to inspect if the brown spec in question is leftover fecal matter or merely an unfortunately placed mole, and upon discovery that it is the former exclaims "oh dear," almost always in a British accent so as to hide the fact that he is disgusted.
Breh, I was Sherlock Holmesing this bitch and realized she had some leakage, but, nstead of just sending her home though, I did some critical thinking and realized a bitch that dirty a) is into anal and b) makes her own lube, so I went ahead and went to brown town.
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No shit Sherlock

When someone says “No shit sherlock” they mean “Fuck me hard in the ass
No Shit Sherlock” i want a big hard dick in my ass
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Sherlock and Frosting

When you and your best mate need your soul refueled so you watch Sherlock and eat copious amounts of frosting.
Person 1: Hey man I feel like Satan just sucked me dry.
Person 2: That sucks bro, wanna Sherlock and Frosting?

Person 1: That’s just what I need!
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No Shat Sherlock

*also no shit sherlock
An insult to a person, (usually on the internet). When you call someone this, you are implying that this person is stating something really obvious and so obvious that you're technically calling them stupid.
Obvious Person on the internet: Omg this person is a fikin woman!!
replier 1: no shat sherlock bro
replier 2: grandpa did you lose your glasses again
replier 3: no shit sherlock *skull emoji*
replier 4: *replies to replied 2* lmaooo looks like he did

hey after you read this you probably feel like the word "replier" doesnt feel like a word anymore.
happy recovering ;
by Shaomiaome October 19, 2024
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No shit Sherlock

what people say to each other when someone states something very obvious, sherlock referencing the fictious detective Sherlock Holmes.
1: Jelly-fish live in the ocean.
2: Bruh. NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
1: Thank you, Watson!
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