Lord Shietus

Someone who ruins ever thing he touches. Derived from King Midas, the man whose touch would turn anything golden. Lord Shietus however has the touch that makes everything turn to shit. The destroyer of anything good. Friendships, possessions, and everything else can and will be ruined by this guy. Everyone has a Lord Shietus somewhere in there lives.

Lord Shietus turned this party into shit.

by Cheya Boi August 15, 2010

Kick The Sheets

Waking up like a badass motherfucker. You don’t roll out of bed, you explode out of that poor man’s trap and make the day your submissive bitch in a very immediate manner. “Kicking The Sheets” Is a very common trait of ALPHA MALES. Common ways of Kicking The Sheets are taking cold showers or hitting a heavy gym sesh. To be able to “Kick The Sheets” one must also beat everyone to waking from sleep before normal pussies slug out of bed. You MUST wake up earlier than everyone due to your desire to be 1st in everything.

“This morning I waged war on all weaker humans in this world. I Kick The Sheets at 4:45am to hit a heavy leg day before all the other soy boy beta cucks showed up still half asleep. You already know I hit the ice bath as well right after and made sure I was the first one in the office to establish dominance.”

by Champagne Cowboy October 26, 2022

Three Sheets

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Did you catch the new season of Three Sheets on MOJO?

by 3v1L Schwin April 3, 2008

Sheet twister

When two guys are butt fucking and twisting between the sheets

Those two guys are sheet twisters

by JAZZYJJR October 7, 2015

sheetmeat

An involuntary or voluntary erection, housed within a man's bed sheets.

I woke up with crazy sheetmeat.

by Bubble_Frank May 27, 2016

sheet lifting jammie ghost

An epic morning fart

Me: What the hell?

Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up

by stuartc1 October 26, 2017

Sheeted up

Adjective, describing the appearance of a dead person, usually at the scene of a crime

Man, I heard Lamont just got capped — I walked past his crib and he was all sheeted up. Damn!

by Willy The Labrador May 8, 2018