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Sharon

A semi-advanced AI program, designed to portray a young female. Her logic unit is often prone to malfunction, leading to her saying things that are incomprehensible or impossible. Reigning queen of the stupid list.
Person 1: "Oh no it's raining."
Sharon: "Imagine if every time it rained people didn't wear clothes."
Person 2: "Someone call IT, Sharon's malfunctioning again"
by Justamedstudent April 30, 2022
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Sharon

A woman usually over 50 who goes into a restroom right after someone has done a number 2, intentionally, to sniff for gratification.
She is such a Sharon
by Sharonable June 7, 2021
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Sharonic Vinegar Mouth

A sex position in which the giver ingests vinegar and holds it in their mouth, after which they perform oral sex under the receiver by spitting the vinegar into the receiver's preferred orifice and henceforth drink the accumulated juices when they re-descent.
Did you hear? Janet tried the Sharonic Vinegar Mouth last night and Brad ended up with vinegar in his eyes.
by Extena March 16, 2025
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Sharon

Someone usually over the age of 50 that goes into the bathroom right after someone has done a number 2, and intentionally sniffs the air for gratification.
He or she is such a Sharon.

He or she looks like a Sharon
by Sharonable June 7, 2021
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sharon

Shut up Sharon.

Sharoooonn *in a mocking tone
by falcons12 August 14, 2022
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Black Sharon

The act of wearing a mix of cheap clothing and perfume, alongside a large amount if expensive jewellery and purses. Individuals that are engaging in the act are often found in areas where large amounts of alcohol and synthetic substances can be consumed. Can only be played by those who are serving fierce realness. Subjects are prone to "throw shade" at those who challenge them and refer to them as "basic bitches" and also "Sheila". Usually acted as a result of direct contact with lace front wigs and brightly coloured fake nails.
Ooooooh girl I'm feeling some Black Sharon realness tonight! You feel me huntie!?
by Thomps2000 June 25, 2016
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Sharon

Sharon is a dream. A wish. A longing. She was in my heart from the very first. A forever wandering for both my head and soul. She is truly unforgettable. A beautiful woman . Curly hair, big lashy eyes and a personality to be adored and admired.
I saw Sharon. My world has changed.
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