grundle shavings

are shaven off grundles/pubes/pubic hair.

She kept all of her grundle shavings in a baggy under her bed so her parents wouldn't find out.

by o milinhos July 6, 2008

hammerhead sharking

When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.

Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.

by GZX959 December 29, 2015

Staring

A guys resault of a very very bad attempt to check a girl out until the girl looks up and sees the guy staring. Then he looks away and she wonders why he was staring at her.

Friend: "I saw him staring at you again"
GIlr: "I wonder why!?!?!"

by totally klutz May 18, 2009

Shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin

To jerk off

Wild greg sure loves shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin when he's alone

by Ajbiceps February 9, 2018

Selfie shaming

To mock or make fun of an individual or group, usually girls, for taking a selfie. Selfie shaming can discourage people from taking selfies.

Selfie shaming a group of girls;

Random guy: "selfieeee! Haha!!"
Girl: "we just got selfie shamed..."

by kimmiec33 June 12, 2014

Social Distance Shaming

to publicly humiliate someone for not following CDC guidelines regarding social distancing during the coronavirus outbreak

Joanne felt she was a victim of social distance shaming the moment she stepped off the plane from Wuhan China.

by #squid March 23, 2020

some sort of an infection from shaving or something

This is genital herpes.

I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.

by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008