Semen Tax

The monetary price paid for getting a pice of ass so you can bust a heavy nut.

Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.

I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.

by Dick Onchin December 9, 2020

Semen protector

The protector of semen
There to protect you from sus videos online
Made popular recently due to Stanley.MOV's YLYL and sleep streams

Yo Virgil please be my semen protector and prevent this anime woman from stealing my semen

by Ageddevistation August 18, 2022

Raccoon semen

A strong hallucinogen, lasts about 5-20 minutes.

adam- have you heard about Raccoon semen?
Steve- yeah shits crazy

by bluemonsterman234 April 16, 2013

Femen Semen

A females vagina fluid.

Thomas will never taste femen semen.

Avery makes all the ladies wet with femen semen

by Phat Duong November 7, 2016

Eric sebe

jewish guy who does not pursue women

joan: " woah that girl seems a bit sad"
mike: " yeah she got eric sebe'd"
joan: "oh noo"

by peen216 August 8, 2023

Sebbed

A word to describe some who is extremely drunk. They are more than likely passed out or paraletic.

Person A: hey, did you go to that party last night?
Person B: yeah, i was sick everywhere. I was totally sebbed.

by Whitton08 January 12, 2010

Ghost Semen

Just as ghosts are fleeting and elusive, Ghost Semen is just as difficult to find. This phenomenon can occur after vigorous masturbation and is often mystifying. Quite simply it is the misplacement of discharged love nectar that has missed the awaiting Kleenex/female. After a futile search for the stray semen, it is then understood to have vanished into the ether. A more advanced approach is through the scope of quantum physics, whereby the photons and wave structure of the energy creating the egg-fertilizing fluid shift into a higher vibration of existence outside our own. The energy phases into a different quantum reality wherein the frequency that forms the core vibration of the photon is of a higher rate.

You: "Dude, I totally lost some Ghost Semen last night."

Awesome Chick: "That sucks. What a waste!"

You: "I know!"

by _Darth_Vader_ July 4, 2011