stoned

The smoking of canabis in high quantitys will get you stoned/high. If too much is taken user may "whitey" in which they turn pale and throw up. Bongs are used in getting one "stoned" in some parts. These can get these users on a "fucked up high". I am using a Killa Bong at the moment =P

When you're so stoned you sit on websites that you found by typing "im so fucking stoned" into google, and then feeling your head go tingly whilst listening to "trippy shit" by "Infected Mushroom". He or she may then have a shower and then fall asleep in an odd position whilst watching wierd late night telly.

by Christian Graham January 14, 2006

sconex

A site where high school students can get to meet new friends. Not as addictive as myspace because it doesn't have scene kids posting slutty pics of themselves in awkward angles that you could make fun of. Basically, a place to go when you're bored of xanga or myspace. Also a place to post "Happy Birthday" or "Can't wait till we hang out on Friday. <333" kind of posts.

Yo it's Jill's birthday, i better write "Happy Birthday" on her Sconex.

by oil derek July 16, 2008

Stoned

You feel like you’re in a dream, like nothing bad can happen. Imagine you are as happy as Alice in Wonderland. You are also very hungry, and will want to enjoy the “Munchies”. You also look like a chink and your eyes might be red. Haha. You will get tired, but its ok cause sleep feals really good. You might think video games are hella fun but you just cant seem to keep up with the person, and do bad, it like you are trying to win a big race. Music sounds hella good. Songs by The Beatles (like I Want You (She’s So Heavy)). And Bob Marley is hella good and trippy songs. Its pretty much the most wonderful feeling in the world.

Lets go get stoned

by meglra March 15, 2009

stoned

*way past high!!
*being stoned after intoxication of high quality (H.Q.)marijuana is a state of mind where...
-time skips,
-laughing is impossible to resist,
-evrything is like a dream,
-you get big time munchies,
-usually be paranoid that your porch lights are cops,
-everything is an amazing expieience,
-riddles and math confuse the hell out of you,
-first timers expierience the fear of being stoned forevr,
-but remember just enjoy it bcause i will soon end.
aka...
-baked
-zooted
-fried

alex was so stoned that he layed down and cryed

by qtiptt May 13, 2007

Stoned

The overwhelming feeling of despair when trying to memorize rocks and minerals for a Geology exam.

Danny: Dude I got so stoned while studying for our Geology final.
Zach: I know man, me to, hopefully Big B's test won't be too hard

by JZFairfield December 6, 2011

stoned

The greatest feeling in the world followed by engulfing a bag of doritos and reeses pieces.

I'm fine stoned.

by Gwendolyn June 16, 2004

StonedPenguin

To change the mind regarding MMORPG games and go from game to game declaring each one is better than the last only to change mind within 1-2 weeeks.

Also refers to being Northern and smoking a lot of drugs.

"I love WoW"
"Dude, you loved EQ2 last week, you're such a StonedPenguin"

by Some Dude December 21, 2004