Schmedium

When the size of a man's penis is between small and medium.

My penis isn't small or medium, it's Schmedium.

by Clevermonkey August 7, 2018

schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

Schmidty

A word used to describe the colest person on the planet, Kailyn Schmidt. Used as a nickname and in replacement of Schmidt.

Yo, Schmidty, lets go back to Band Class!

by Kailyn January 24, 2005

schmidt

1) Kairos terminology for Shit.

2) Bro Love

Dude... you da schmidt, bro

by 37-77 January 3, 2011

schmidt

(verb) To massively overreact to the truth, based on Google CEO Eric Schmidt's overreaction to CNET when they showed how much information Google could access by searching on his name. This male diva declared Google would not talk to CNET for a year.

Ashlee Simpson schmidted when a critic said she was a lousy singer.

by John Marshall September 12, 2005

schmob

Driving really fast on a street with a very modest speed-limit. Usually in a crappy car.

Man, i saw steve schmobbing his pinto the other day.

by Nic August 25, 2003

schmock and a pancake

partaking in weed smoking and eating pancakes

you wanna schmock and a pancake tonight?

by dublevision February 21, 2004