Schmingo

Perfection

The Jewish Grandmother would accept nothing less than Schmingo.

by Dingyding February 2, 2010

shmiggle

a human of the male species who recycles disses is a hipster is gay for the strokes and if aftaid of whales

girl: you are such a shmiggle
boy: whats a shmiggle?

by itsnotamaracaitsashmiggle July 21, 2011

schmeggie

The musky smell of unwashed genitalia.

Bro, it smells like schmeggie up in here.

by zookeeper alex December 22, 2007

schnigglepuffs

a poem

if you beat me it will be dumb luck,
you will never amount to more than a biggie sized fuck.

if their is a hell thats where you'll go you prick, you'll never be more than a 5'4" dick.

not that you have one, cause as we all know, your cock is smaller than mimi me's pinky toe.

when your in hell gettin' mouth fucked by Osama i'll be on earth inseminatin' your momma.

you failed art class and have 9 weeks detention for the next 9 weeks your mom will get my erection.

ya im fat but at least i have a dick the only dick you have is the one between dereks hips.

when you hump his ass he is surehe will follow, all i know is your mom swallows.

winning this fight is easy as schnigglepuffs.

by Da Money March 15, 2005

schmuggalugga

An expletive used to express disdain, dismay, or extreme discomfort or pain. Used in situations where certain four-letter expletives are not appropriate, such as around children, at work, or during sensitive situations.

1. Schmuggalugga! The ATM took my card, Gabbie!

2. Schmuggalugga... it's cold out today.

3. I just lost another whitelist! Schmuggalugga....

by G-Money March 4, 2009

shmigga

A whole nigga, who enjoys fuckin his homies, but only when he has socks on.

Daaaaaammn bruh thats a shmigga, he loves his homies.

by 81828382929 March 25, 2019

shmiggle

mingle

by Anonymous February 15, 2003