schlong sauce

Cum from a schlong

I drink schlong sauce

by Ya boi dan July 1, 2017

Sausage schlong

The act of taking a condom, pooping inside of it and tying it shut, and then using it for insertive pleasure. Can also be frozen for a harder feel

Melissa told me that she used a sausage schlong last night since her boyfriend is out of town.

by EdgyMeemStar January 22, 2018

schlong nugget

When a penis is dipped into different variety of sauces and licked off while your in a car.

Crystal: last night I gave mike the best feeling in the world "schlong nugget" with some hot sauce.

Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!

by JENNASABADBITCH August 23, 2011

small schlong

A small di-

Person 1: Yo that guy has a small schlong
Person 2: Yeah

by Ball$ack100 August 1, 2023

Schlong Slap

The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.

Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.

by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020

Schlong McDong

a massive cock that requires special pants to contain its sheer power and girth

"Ayo you see Tyler over there? He's packin a real schlong mcdong"

by Xeno486 April 20, 2021

Massive Schlong

a MASSIVE wang

"Derek has a massive schlong" said Brenda

by LORD Schlong February 16, 2018