Shitter Shatter

When you shit so hard/big you break the toilet

You: Bro, don't go in the bathroom right now yikes

Them: why?
You: My dad just did a massive shitter shatter

by Beffedidoday October 10, 2021

you aint my baby sitter

when someone is bossing you around

hey bob do the dishes, laundry, mow the la-

YOU AINT MY BABY SITTER BITCH!!!!

by minskyy July 28, 2011

Azure Flame Shattered Katana

Peak homosexuality in the game Deepwoken on roblox. 20% of the time the users are pretty chill and only did it to know what it feels like to be brain dead and the other 80% is just doing the build because they have no idea how to obtain skill

A: Bruh i got gripped by an Azure Flame Shattered Katana user

B: smh, 0 skill

by Ananogrm May 9, 2022

shatter blast

Simply put, explosive diarrhea. The term is usually applied in the instance where the perpetrator doesn't "make it" into the fully seated position prior to detonation. The result being a completely fouled facility - floor, walls, possibly the ceiling, etc.

The haz-mat team was called in to clean up the men's room after someone shatter blasted the stall.

by Bizzle my dizzle September 13, 2013

Sauterize

1. To take advantage of one's slightly superior position at an office by making desperate and nonsensical comments to younger women in the hope that they will be naive enough to find it cute.

2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.

3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.

4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.

1. Michael: Wow, look at the hat you're wearing, I am genuinely impressed with your ability to warm yourself.

Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.

2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?

Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.

3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?

Girl 2: Michael trained him.

Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?

Girl 2: He has a dog?

by Anette Nora January 8, 2009

twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content or who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009

Santeria Effect

The practice by TV/Radio media of censoring materials that are not obscene or vulgar, but failing to censor the obscene/vulgar.

Back in the 90's, when the band "Sublime" was in its prime, I remember watching a music video for "Santeria" on TV. When the song got to the following lyrics:

"Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide. Daddy's got a new 45.
and I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down sancho's throat.
Believe me when I say that I got somethin for his punk ass. "

The TV station edited out the word "forty-five", but NOT the phrase "punk ass". This is what I call the "Santeria Effect"

by cranioDan November 23, 2010