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To receive a kick, punch or similar blow to the crotch, in public.

Often causing not just severe pain, but anger and great embarrassment.

A funny spectacle for others to watch.
Simmilar to owned/pwnd
Member of public: "Dude you got sammed"
Sammed by Nic Palmer May 20, 2008
Sammer is the guy of your dreams. He is the person who will make all your day dreams and awesome dreams come true. Sammer is known to be extremely popular and extremely hilarious. He is awesome, cool and amazing. He's also extremely fun to be with. Once you meet Sammer, he's the only one you need. Sammer is amazing.
He is sucha Sammer
Sammer by classified bahra 12 November 15, 2011
Samme is a fun loving, popular girl. She's a cheerleader, and in ASB. She's a little weird, but you'll never get bored around her. She's there for you whenever you need her, as long as you're on her good side. if you aren't, she'll talk shit about you without fear.
man, i wish i hadn't gotten in that fight with samme. now everyone hates me.
Samme by your mommaa. January 16, 2010

Sammi Rowe 

Samantha Theresa Rowe.

A very slutty scene girl. Very spazy. She loves penis. Extremely scene, but will never admit it. Has a heavy lisp with the letter s. She is also afraid of vampires. YES. Vampmires. She beleives they exist.
Ralphy- "Dude i just had sex with this hot blonde chick last night."
Chris- "Really? Me too."
Ralphy- "Yeah at that kid Rons party."
Chris- "Wat was she wearing?"
Ralphy- "Striaght leg jeans and a turtle neck."
Chris- "NO WAY!"
Ralphy- "Was her name Sammi?"
Chris- "Yes.... Sammi Rowe."
Ralphy- "hahahha you had sex with the same chick i did."
Chris- "ewwww. your cock was in her before mine."
Sammi Rowe by mr cocky December 3, 2006

sammich maker 

Dude 1: I'm hungry.
Dude 2: Wanna sammich?
Dude 1: Do you have a sammich maker?
Dude 2: Hellz yea, my gf Jane!
*a few minutes later*
Jane: Here's your sammiches!
Dude 2: Good, now back to the kitchen!
A combination of "Samantha/Sam" and the word "meh"
It is usually used intstead of "Sammy/Sammie"
To most it is just a cool substitution for a somewhat common name.
Sammeh is a better nickname than Sammy!
Sammeh by Randommm January 19, 2008