Salmon Cowbell

aka Simon Cowell

Have you seen Salmon Cowbell on AGT last time?

by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

Salmon Underwear

Underwear that has been left out for awhile and is getting crusty

Dude, don't touch those panties, they are salmon underwear.

by originalgansta February 9, 2012

Hot Salmon

The ripe smell of fresh sex that took place in a hot car or a hot room.

This room smells like hot salmon. Who’s been fucking in here?

I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.

I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

Sneaky Salmon

The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.

Hey bro, can you video this dudes face while I dish him up a sneaky salmon.

by Fat2Flat April 23, 2017

salmon trout

Trout (fish) that resembles salmon due to its pink color.

When you are buying salmon don't confuse it with salmon trout as they look very similar.

by kazhami January 1, 2015

Awkward Salmon

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.

"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."

by allie7715 October 13, 2014

Salmon Shute

a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.

pwhoar did you smell her slippery salmon shute

by felixg123 March 11, 2010