A Pocket Sage is a character in Valorant (sage) who when is a Pocket Sage will not focus on getting kills but will only heal you and not let you die.
by Marcodataco April 13, 2022
What Naruto calls Jiraiya-sensei during his moments of sexual perversion and doing his research for his new book Come Come Pardise.
See Come Come Paradise
See Come Come Paradise
by Andreasantoni May 24, 2008
One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.
Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.
Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.
Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*
Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*
by ItsMeHiHi December 14, 2009
by The troll sage December 10, 2009
When playing an RPG, the magician or healer of the party goes up to a monster, then begins casting a spell, only to be interrupted infinitely. Named after the two siblings Genis and Raine Sage, from Tales of Symphonia.
Really Raine? You're just gonna walk up to Yggdrasill and then use ressurection? You have a really bad case of sage syndrome"
by Spudasaurus March 26, 2011
by Kaez the Bastard March 25, 2009
The hottest female pornstar I've ever seen. Not much is known about her, except that she's latin, you can see most of her only on the internet, she does alot of lesbian scenes, and few male scenes on camera. She also does porno graphic photo shoots more than actual movies. Which means you'll more likely to see galleries instead of movies.
OMG! Have you seen Adriana Sage's new video? She's getting screwed by a dyke with a mask and a strap on! w00t!
by Juicy Mix October 10, 2004