Sober Sad

The weekly depression you get for being currently sober and waiting for the weekend. Common symptoms include: lack of motivation, low energy, crying, rage, suicidal thoughts, and non-alcoholism. People can also feel sober sad exactly when they start to sober up after being cured from sober sadness.

"Jon looks like he wants to kill himself"
"yeah he's sober sad, we need to get him fucked up!"

by malcohol September 28, 2019

reefer sadness

Despondency related to a lack of marijuana.

A play on the phrase "reefer madness," which is originally a 1936 anti-marijuana propaganda film.

Man, last week my mom smoked all my shit, and I'm broke. I had a bad case of reefer sadness.

by KoGe August 10, 2006

Sad nigga

A nigga that’s sad

Kai ain’t a sad nigga

by MrHurttastic December 2, 2017

Sad Travolta

The opposite of a happy ending, because it ends in a lawsuit and blue balls.

"Never get a massage from a Jew, it'll always end in a sad travolta"

by deysr July 12, 2012

Sad clown

Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.

She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.

by Wolf89 July 3, 2006

Sad boi

A person who has a better life in the sims than in real life

"Look at billy, he's such a Sad boi"

by Gronk beard July 2, 2020

Sad Beagle

When you're holding in a fart and your stomach starts to whine like a small dog.

" I had to fart so bad that I sad beagled through the entire date."

"I'm not hungry, I just have the sad beagles going on today."

by Milk Lunch May 5, 2017