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the stool softener

A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
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Bar stool

Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.
by Franco V September 23, 2008
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kentucky ding stool

a phrase used to describe the act of sexual pleasue behind a parking garage in a crowded area after a concert. Usually consisting of a Male to Female ratio of 1:14.5.
Guy 1: I totally just gave my girl friend a Kentucky Ding Stool last night

Guy 2: WoW, that is so situational.
by Sudonchew James Glavanovits March 14, 2008
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Stool Runnings

The act of comical running one partakes in whilst they need to deficate desperately. An adaption of the film 'Cool Runnings'
"Wow that was fast!"

"That's the worst case of Stool Runnings I've ever seen!"
by Campbell (2008) March 4, 2008
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Upside down stool party

A party, with one stool, with three or more legs (eg, a bar stool) where any number of people are invited to either watch or participate in the 'stool dance' where the participants move down and up on the stool legs (sometimes while clapping) until 'completion' (using the anus or vagina).

After 'completion' it is customary to move on to the next leg, or give someone else a go, but often, all but 4 (or 3) people only go to watch.
Last night, john went to the upside stool party, he said there were over a hundred people there, but only 4 came.

I've been invited to an upside down stool party, I'd better lube up!
by chodapunch March 29, 2011
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stoolies

Guys who never got into a frat and always wanted to be in one. Generally men 40 and older who follow an online frat.
Those Stoolies better try again next year!
by RAPACHAMP March 3, 2018
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stool shank

The glorious act of random hetrosexual anal sex. If the girl is bent over an actual barstool you get extra points.
"I met this Cum Tanker last night and within 20 minutes, I was stool shanking her over the pool table at the Double Down."
by SP00NS October 9, 2007
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