rusty tower

Morning wood covered in dried period blood.

Yo, I didn't know it was Janice's time of the month until I woke up with a rusty tower

by Blarc June 30, 2018

Rusty Garret

During sex, the man whips his penis so hard at the face of the girl, that she gets a bloody nose. Then while she is bleeding, he continues to have sex, spreading the blood all over his and her body, creating a light rust color when the blood dries.

William: “Damn, last night I was going so hard with your mom that I gave her a Rusty Garret”
Andrew: “Wow you guys must have been really into it. I honestly can’t even be mad that it was my mom”

by StraightOrangeHair July 11, 2020

Rusty truck

A dildo pulled out of someone’s anus covered in feces

It’s starting to smell in here get rid of that rusty truck

by Mc fed September 30, 2021

the ole' rusty Darnell

when a girl is sleeping so you shove a thumb in her ass and twist as a joke

Yo my girl passed out last night so I gave her the ole' rusty Darnell to make her laugh.

by the_chicken_nug_master April 14, 2020

rusty brass quartet

Similar to the rusty trombone and rusty trumpet, this sexual maneuver is a collaborative effort. It requires four people: one man, two skinny women, and one fat one. The fat woman gives the man a rim job while giving him a handjob (the rusty trombone). The man gives one skinny woman a rim job while fingering her clitoris (the rusty trumpet). This woman does the same for the last woman (the second rusty trumpet). This last woman also gives a good rim job and fingering to the fat woman (the rusty tuba).

Man, the rusty brass quartet just seems like it would be awkward to perform. I'm not even sure that's a real thing.

by Hygn May 18, 2006

rusty split

The action of an extremely fat lady that is taking a shit, once done, she is so fat that she can not reach around to wipe her ass. Instead she reaches between her legs and wipes from crack to split. Much of the time this act ends with the women spreading the shit into her vagina causing an infection that smells like shit!

90% of all fat chicks give themselves the rusty split.

by Wun Hung Lo January 8, 2006

rusty door hinge fart

A long,protracted fart that sounds like a squeaky door in a haunted house

That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011