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Kenny Rogers

That gamblin' feeling when you think you're gonna fart but you may indeed shart instead.
I had a Kenny Rogers goin' this morning but pulled through okay.

Or, my Kenny Rogers resulted in a Juice Newton.
by Spencer M. October 2, 2006
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roger federer

Put simply, the God of tennis. You can even see that out on the court he's not even trying, and still walks away with the match. He plays ping pong on the tennis court and will eventually win the French Open.
by whoknows28 May 7, 2007
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Roger's Law

Roger's Law states that a person is much more likely to act like a douchebag on the internet than they would if they were dealing with a person face to face. Specifically starting arguments just to be annoying and make people angry.
He seemed like a pretty okay dude when I met him but then after I friended him on Facebook Roger's Law kicked in and he became an absolute Troll.
by mit7059 November 1, 2009
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roger federer

1) (noun) Greatest of all time.

2) (verb) To hit an impossibly hard tennis shot with seemingly little effort.

3) (noun) A man who can have any girl he wants but chooses a plain looking chub.

4) (verb) To perform a task without a modicum of emotion.

5) (adj) Robotic
1) Michael Jordan is the Roger Federer of Basketball.

2) Did you see me Roger Federer that ball around the net post?

3) When it comes to choosing women, Tiger Woods is no Roger Federer.

4) Keanu Reaves just Roger Federered his way through yet another movie.

5) Her dancing is uninspired and Roger Federer.
by Alex Hoang December 11, 2008
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Roguer

Roguer: Rogue Boner. The kind of poorly timed erection that pops up for absolutely no reason in the most awkward social situations, such as:
English Class
Family Christmas Gatherings
Funerals

They are particularly bad if one is wearing sweatpants or shorts.

Although there is no known cure, there are some things that can help. These include:
1)Wearing a billowy sweater
2)Putting on a heavy backpack and leaning forward under the weight and saying "Oooh! What a heavy backpack!" (saying that will make everyone think it's normal)
3)Sitting down at a table or covered desk and thinking of outrageously ugly people
4)Holding something in front (only works if it's somewhat sideways)
I always gets roguers in the worst situations. Like walking to school in the middle of downtown Philly during Rush Hour.
by kenjen January 1, 2007
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steve rogers

omg he is such a steve rogers
by pietromaximoffcanhavemybabies0 December 4, 2021
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shithouse ginger rogers

Someone who sits in a public restroom stall and taps their foot to signal people in adjoining stalls in search of sex.
Senator Craig recently got busted for pulling a shithouse Ginger Rogers in a public restroom at the Minneapolis airport.
by David Attella December 9, 2008
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