Roll on floor laughing myself to death. Meaning your laughing so hard you're weezing. Or something like that.
Person 1: I am so epic, I jumped off a roof, went through a window, missed my horse, broke my neck, died, and then came back. All because my mom said two things. "Don't stand on the roof" and "Hold onto your horses."
Person 2: Roflmstd!!! You fail!!
Person 2: Roflmstd!!! You fail!!
by HerrNetzloff October 28, 2010
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An alternative term for the ability "felstorm" usable by the warlock Felguard pet in World of Warcraft. The soldier-like demon performs a pirouette-like spin flinging its gigantic axe around like a tornado. This term is used most frequently in PvP situations, where the recipient of such an attack would be said to have 'roflstormed'
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You get a TXT/IM that is so funny that you fall to the ground laughing and then shit your pants. You send a reply TXT "ROFLSIMP."
by Doc Hollywood99 May 14, 2011
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Synonymous with: rostalgia
Synonymous with: rostalgia
OMG I just found my 12-inch wide New Kids On The Block pin, and it was so roflstalgia it made me smile.
by AnonymousNameFag October 24, 2011
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by That girl who does roflshtipmp October 18, 2011
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A female displaying such unpleasant qualities is known as a roflstompette
An informal variation of "crusher of laughs".
A female displaying such unpleasant qualities is known as a roflstompette
An informal variation of "crusher of laughs".
Me: Man, why does Juan have to be so politically correct all the time?
You: Yeah he can be a real roflstomper sometimes.
Juan: Guys, it's really rude to make fun of someone using cool words they don't know. Your mothers did a bad job at raising you, unlike mine.
Us: I guess your mother must really be a roflstompette.
You: Yeah he can be a real roflstomper sometimes.
Juan: Guys, it's really rude to make fun of someone using cool words they don't know. Your mothers did a bad job at raising you, unlike mine.
Us: I guess your mother must really be a roflstompette.
by Promoter of lols December 17, 2011
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