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Rocket Can

It's POWERTHIRST!!! It comes in AWESOME flavors like MANANA, FIZZBITCH, and GUN!!!! It also comes in WOMEN!!! With PREPOSTEROUS amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!!!

If you drink it you'll feel like a fighter jet made out of biceps!

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If you drink POWERTHIRST you'll win at everything FOREVER!!!
Powerthirst is like crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth!

BUT IT COMES IN A ROCKET CAN!!!
by The Lawn February 6, 2008
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lung rocket

Guy 1: "How's that lung rocket bro?"

Guy 2: "Lung what?"
by Izzy1979 August 23, 2006
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Yellow Rocket

The act of swimming through a community pool while furiously urinating.
the older fellow pulled a yellow rocket right in front of his kids!
by maharahaha December 4, 2011
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rocket tampon

1.) Some brands of tampons package their tampons individually in 'twist-off' plastic packaging. The 'twist off' perforation is usually in between of the string end and the 'head' of the tampon.

A rocket tampon is one of these tampons with the plastic packaging removed off the string while the 'head' end is still wrapped in packaging. When soaked in water, the head remains in its original dehydrated form due to the plastic but the bottom expands out in a conical pattern, similar to the fins on the rocket. These tampons adopt the appearance of a rocket and is therefore dubbed a rocket tampon.

2.) An insult which is somewhat humorous.
Person 1: Damn it! I dropped my tampon in the toilet while unwrapping it!

Person 2: Did it turn into a rocket tampon?
by BlackAlbinoe September 16, 2013
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bloody rocket

when your havein sex with a girl on her period and when you come you pull out and fling the condom off...leaving a airborn trail of blood and semen...like a rocket
"you should have seen the magnificent bloody rocket i did this weekend"
by nick abarca September 10, 2007
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gym rocket

1) When you go to the gym and get a boner.
Dude, I was workin' my pecs when this hot chick walked by. I fired off a gym rocket.

Dave popped a gym rocket while spotting me.
by elduderino1 November 30, 2009
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Palm Rocket

Euphmism for a hand job.
She gave me a great Palm Rocket in the woods.
by SnakeDoc August 5, 2014
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