A poor relative is someone you try to make look like a poor person so that your other relatives can live lavish lifestyles.I..e no divorce, 3 course meals for breakfast lunch and dinner, drive luxury cares, own mansions, gamble at the casinos every month. It is actually not really acceptable. and pretty low and scummy.
Lets call someone our poor relative in hopes that we become more successful.{ I am not your poor relative}
by Alex phoenix October 3, 2023
Get the Poor Relativemug. When you've known the person you like for so long that they don't see you as a friend or BFF,they see you as a relative,generally a sibling or a cousin.The ultimate version of the friend zone.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
Me:Ever told you about Female name ?
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
by CptArgentina March 28, 2016
Get the Relative Zonemug. Two friends that haven't seen each other in a long time. One just got back from Peace Core.
"Ya, the people in the village have it rough, being in abject poverty, but they kept such a mellow and kind attitude while I was there."
"I can definitely relate, I was in poverty growing up. Dad unemployed by 2008 recession and all."
"Man, you were no where close to a starving African child back then, with your relative poverty. Absolute poverty is not the same. What?--someone dies every ten minutes from a car crash--when 130 die--of only children (age <5) in the same time."
"Holy shit. Why didn't I think about joining?"
"Mehh, it doesn't matter now. What's done, is gone. You could do other stuff to help lessen extreme poverty though."
"Ya, the people in the village have it rough, being in abject poverty, but they kept such a mellow and kind attitude while I was there."
"I can definitely relate, I was in poverty growing up. Dad unemployed by 2008 recession and all."
"Man, you were no where close to a starving African child back then, with your relative poverty. Absolute poverty is not the same. What?--someone dies every ten minutes from a car crash--when 130 die--of only children (age <5) in the same time."
"Holy shit. Why didn't I think about joining?"
"Mehh, it doesn't matter now. What's done, is gone. You could do other stuff to help lessen extreme poverty though."
by aerodidact October 18, 2014
Get the relative povertymug. a word used in the pittsburgh sports chat (rel) in replacement of the forbidden word with an a in it
by melonmunchingjiggaboo June 18, 2023
Get the relmug. Relative-without-designation-in-law (RWD-in-law).
by Kapokapo July 15, 2024
Get the relative-without-designation-in-lawmug. samekichi (aka rel) is the most handsome, awesome, beautiful, stunning man to ever fucking exist 🙏🙏 💋💋💋
by samekichiworshipper420 March 9, 2021
Get the rel ❤️mug. by LXXLoveRoulette August 1, 2023
Get the Relmug.