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Rachel Ray

A hyperactive ditzy ass TV host that has conned thousand of novice cooking wives to believe they can prepared a gourmet meal in 30 minutes.
Husband: "Damn Boo I am hungry I could eat a horse. Whats for dinner?"

Wife: "I am making Beet Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Ricotta Salata its a recipe I found in the Rachel Ray 30 minute cookbook.

Husband:(On his cell phone in bathroom) "Hello Dominos any specials today?"

Wife: "Baby your going love this !!"

Husband: "Godamn Rachel Ray"
by boaz357 March 21, 2007
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Ratchet and Clank

1. Did you check out the new Ratchet and Clank game?
2. I haven't played Ratchet and Clank since the PS2 games.
by Kiro Osex XIII June 7, 2016
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Rachel

Wild crazy girl who loves to party, this girl has a bunch of friends she can be a sweetheart but if you piss her off she'll be the biggest bitch ever and she isn't afraid to speak her mind.
by tutu159 November 6, 2012
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rachel

A person not to be messed with. Smart, sexy, hot, and well educated.
Everyone wants to be a Rachel or be associated with a Rachel.
by Smitty134 May 26, 2016
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Rachel's Rumblies

A severe, painful stomach cramping condition which is caused by the consumption of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Brand Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese that is way past its expiration date.

The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.

The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
Chaz had a late night snack of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese. Despite its unusual flavor and texture, he finished the whole cup. Four hours later, he was up all night with a severe case of Rachel's Rumblies.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009
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Dirty Rachel

Sweetest and genuine woman you've ever met. She's the girl that gives the shirt off her back to the person she hates the most. Only reason she's called a 'Dirty Rachel', is because if you actually cross her(it takes a lot to cross a Rachel, you gotta be hurting her family), you fucked.
You didn't mess with her fam, bro you bout to see Dirty Rachel.
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Rachel

The most amazing girl ever. She's very funny and loves to joke around. She's serious when she needs to be and is always there for you. She's very cute and has a nice ass. She normally never lets things get to her because she doesn't care who thinks what of her, as long as they're not her true friends or family. She's very strong and can stand up for herself. So don't mess with her, cause she can whoop your ass in a heart beat. But, Rachel is a great person to chill with and is a super duper friend!
Awe, i wish i could be more like Rachel!
by thomasyackodorin April 21, 2011
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