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Theory of Ramen Implosion

This term was first coined in the National Scientists Organization (NSO) in 1914. The theory is that the MSG in ramen noodles will be so severe, that it will turn your skin inside out.

The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.

The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.

The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.


This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
One such case is that of a Betty Nelson. She was sitting in her house eating ramen noodles, when out of nowhere, her skin turned inside out and Alice Cooper himself drop kicked her mom.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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Rame

Avid goat & camel lover for life. REALLY SHORT. Friend zoned. Is able to move trees/bushes with his hands. Also can work as a slave who moves rocks. Likes dogs more than cats.
Ah! Get Rame out of the petting zoo!!! There are too many goats.
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Ramen

Japanese mispronounciation of the Chinese word for noodles: "Lo Mein".

Naruto's favourite food.

Contrary to popular belief, the noodles aren't freeze dried. They are actually put into a mold and lightly fried.
"another bowl of ramen" random Naruto quote (probably not)
by Lockley February 10, 2005
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Ramenpot

A pot that is the exact perfect size for a brick of ramen.
"I really want some ramen, but we have no ramenpots left." :(
by Lince April 9, 2009
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RAmen

The word Ramen is used in pastafarianism also known as the flying spaghetti monster religionas a means of concluding a prayer(write-off of amen used in the church)
Pastor of pastafarianism:and so we conclude our prayer today by saying
Pastor and congregation: RAmen
by Aaron Biros August 23, 2007
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Ramen

what college students live off.also known as bachlor chow.
dude,wheres the ramen?
by futuramafan February 15, 2008
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Ramengasm

When Ramen tastes so good, you actually orgasm.
"Hey where's Luis?"

"Oh, he ate Ramen and it tasted so good, he actually had a Ramengasm."

"Sweet."
by TKBD September 16, 2009
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