Quelp

In the event that lint attaches itself to the hair twixt the butt cheeks, such an attachment is commonly called a "quelp." Quelps are analogous to the hair that inhabits the belly button.

Dude, I must have scraped a fist-full of quelp out of my crack!

The quelp is like unto the bat. They both dwell in dark caverns and hang poised over piles of shit.

I just bought new underwear and I have been pulling quelps out of my butt all day.

by Martison Bralex January 7, 2009

quelching

To laugh so much a little bit of wee comes out.

"I was watching Michael McIntyre last night, I was quelching all the time!"

by Charlielechat. March 15, 2010

Queem

Nipple Semen

'Ah Barry, not again! You've gone & got too excited & consequently released large deposits of Queem!'

by therealmagee December 8, 2014

quelch

fuck ass, ass bald head ass teacher at Pembroke Pines Charter High!

I hate that ho Ms. Quelch, she gave me an F!

by Meat May 15, 2003

quelf

kwelf
Adjective; Noun; Verb;

1) Synonymous term for substantial homoeroticism, circumventing more common terms such, as queer, gay, homo, etc.

2) Emasculating "Elfs" by fusing the term with the word "Queer"

3) Ranking philologically between butt-pirate and fairy.

Adjective:

Wow, those pink christmas decorations are completely quelf.

Noun:

P1: Did you see Charles staring and Rodney's ass?
P2: Yeah....he always brushes up against me...
P1: If I wouldn't know any better I'd say he's an ass-pirate
P2: I hear ya, he's more of a quelf.

Verb:

P1: Quit quelfing in the luchroom homes!
P2: Sorry, the way you stroke that coke machine gets me all hot and bothered...

by Denise Sirkot November 28, 2010

quel

KEWL. The quel way of spelling kewl (aka cool)

OMG Kirstie, you are so quel.

by chrissie March 26, 2004

Quema

1. Adorable
2. Cute

That cat is very quema!

by GiraffeMan3125 November 11, 2020