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Quantum Jelly

Jelly which is both on the knife, in the jar and on the toast. You can't tell which cause by looking, you'll change the outcome.
Dang, I hate Quantum Jelly!
by DeDLoK March 8, 2005
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quantum slut

A woman who detaches her head from her body so the body can commit promiscuous acts whilst the head can attend major corporate functions. A quantum slut may also steal a pair of breasts from someone and sew them to her back.
Matt; Where's Heather's body gone?
Steve; Probably commiting some promiscuous acts.
Matt; What a quantum slut
by Steve Haigsmith August 4, 2007
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Quantum

An awesome car made by Volkswagen that was the predecessor to the Passat. Made in the 1980's before being discontinued. Very few are left in existence and only a true badass would drive one.
Aaron Mctag is a truely awesome man because he drives a brown quantum.
by Lord Addius May 15, 2007
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quantum dating

by Princess215 April 21, 2002
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Going Quantum

When people remix a song, video or voice to a dubstep beat, making the sound a quantum sound. Therefore the sound or speak is "going quantum." Originally formed by DJ Ephixa
Yo dude, have you ever heard of DJ Ephixia?
The guy that remixs all of the Zelda songs?
Yeah bro, that shits going quantum!
by Andyslaybids May 30, 2011
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Quantumporn

To find quantum physics arousing(literally fucking a book about quantum physics). To masturbate, also known as quantumbate (v; quantumbating) to a magazine of some-sort about quantum physics. People are also known to touch themselves when learning about quantum physics, to cum in their pants when hearing about quantum physics.
Dude- Hey i tried to look for porn on your computer, but.....

Other dude- I know. I need to tell you something...i like to jack off to quantumporn.

Dude- ahhh, not cool.

Other dude- i think i just came.
by MoskowSatch February 13, 2010
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Quantum Standard Time

A time zone where its all the times, all the time
That dude programs like he must be on Quantum Standard Time!
by QuantumAbacus June 25, 2018
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