Pottle of water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.

Alison: Can I take your order please?
JJ: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce? Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of water. Alison: Coming right up!

by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025

Pottle of Water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.

Alison: Can I take your order please?
Jamie-John: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce?
Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of Water

Alison: Coming right up!

by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025

Putter

When you mix the word peanut and butter together - putter.

And/or when typing and feel too lazy to type "peanut butter" just say 'putter' instead!!!

David: "I want putter on bread"
Benjamin: "real"

by strawbabey March 5, 2026

rusty putter

the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.

she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.

by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger September 7, 2013

Putt putted

The past tense of putt putt golfing.

I have never putt putted before!

by ThatGirlPaige July 29, 2017

hari putter

Hari puttar is someone who is living with his moms friends. He still watches Harry Potter but sleeps with Moms friends.

Eyoo Hari putter I am going to sleep with ya Mama tonight.

by Fulllllllllllllllllllllllprepa April 24, 2018

auto putter

Y’all just got trolled.

Geoffrey stuck an auto putter up his ass

by Penis287372 October 10, 2019