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Pictou County Pullout 

A mid-coital move which involves nailing a girl doggy style and then without notice, pulling out of her vaginal oriface and sticking it in her anal cavity. This was popularized by people in Pictou County because they would formerly ask if anal was appropriate, but since their dialect is so scrambled and incomprehensible, the girl would not understand them and they would just go for it anyway.
Matt: Did you hear Ross did her anal?
Alex: Yeah, he pulled the pictou county pullout and she never saw it coming!
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Greco-Roman Pullout Technique

This is the centuries old tried and tested method of a man pulling his penis out of the vagina just prior to male orgasm in order to prevent pregnancy.

This act may also involve a facial, Cream Pie, Map of Hawaii, or other known jiz patterns.
I was banging your old lady and since I didn't have a condom, I used the old Greco-Roman Pullout Technique on her and blew it in her hair.

Pennsylvania Pullout 

A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:

1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.

2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.

3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.

4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).

Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pullout, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.
Pennsylvania Pullout by P. Fanelli December 24, 2008

Portugese Pullout 

A traffic maneuver used by people attempting to turn left (or right in places where they drive on the left) onto a busy street. The driver pulls out and blocks one lane of traffic while waiting for an opening to appear in the other lane. Named for the originators of this maneuver, Rhode Island's Portugese community.
"This street is too busy to turn left on"
"Just use the Portugese Pullout."
Portugese Pullout by scohag September 7, 2011
Someone who has no inherant value to society and as such, said individual's father should have "pulled out" rather than fouling the earth with such a little shit.
You would do the world better if you were just a stain on the sheets, you pullout.

PULLOUT GAME WEAK 

When you hitting the pussy so good...and you tryna get that last lil stroke out....and ya dumbass bust a nut in a ugly lil thot...and ya end up with

#CHILD SUPPORT
Sarah: Johnathan pullout game weak asf....but i love it.
Teisha: HAHA yall nasty asses

pullout party 

While the women are having their baby shower, the guys throw a party for the new father. Almost like a second bachelor party to celebrate his last days before becoming a family man.
Your brother is about to have a baby. Throw a pullout party to haze him for not pulling out.
pullout party by Goreela February 28, 2014