Potato Smileys

a french fry that has been flattened and shaped into a circle, with two eyes and a smiley mouth cut out. These greasy delicacies were created in hopes that they would cheer up fat, overweight children in schools across America. But, sadly these happy potato snacks are eaten as regularly as normal french fries, potato wedges, tater-tots, or curly fries. There is still debate about the true reason behind all the extra work put into school food such as this, considering the fact that school lunch is still disgusting and noone enjoys it.

dude 1:dude, gimme your potato Smileys...

dude 2:no....go get your own

by Dylan Sanders April 18, 2008

jojo potatoes

The term "Akronites" or people from Akron Ohio use for breaded fried potato wedges. Used only in Akron and Summit County.

Make sure you get JoJo potatoes with the fried chicken.

by Mr. Oxyman April 12, 2014

potatoad

A misshapen, lackadaisical person that prides him/herself on their ability to only ever achieve the bare minimum of what is required. Subject may also blink excessively in an exaggerated fashion and have their tongue hang out in pictures that undoubtably make it to facebook.

Matt Rosengren is a fuckin' potatoad

by anherolol March 22, 2009

potato mode

Having a video game on lowest settings, aka piss poor computer can't display game in screen shots due to lack of computing power.

Hey brah, come back and post that screenie when you get a better pc, we can't see shit with it in "potato mode"

by BroThang November 2, 2014

Potato retard

Someone who while during intercourse pulls out a potato and screams I'm a retard while shoving the potato up their partners ass.

My boyfriend is a total potato retard I'm gonna break up with him.

by Plattapussy May 28, 2017

Alaskan Potato Bomb

Ex.1:The act of injecting diarrhea into a baked potato and having someone eat it.

Ex.2:Cutting out the inside of a potato, shitting in it, baking it and then serving it.

Joey Hudson:"Jerry Alaskan Potato Bombed me last night".

Aaron: "How'd it taste"?

Joey Hudson: "Fuck You".

by NastyNark January 8, 2012

Small Potatoes

small, insignificant; small or insignificant in quantity

comes from the Irish potatoe famine from 1845 - 1849, as potatoes was the main food source in Ireland. Used to describe the small surviving potatoes that were picked

Those coins are small potatoes; we're not going to use them later on

by stanzz October 28, 2006