prophylactose

A medicine designed to counteract da allergic reactions dat you'd otherwise suffer from consuming foods containing milk.

Happily, da "milk of human kindness" is totally non-allergenic, and so you can partake of it at any time without having to pop any prophylactose pills.

by QuacksO January 26, 2023

propseudocontraneoantidisestablishmentarianalistically

"In favour of the false behaviour in the manner of a person belonging to the movement opposed to the new version of the movement opposed to the separation of church and state." - This one guy I stole this word from.

"You behaving propseudocontraneoantidisestablishmentarianalistically rn"

by fdaslhjfga;ksjdhfg;kajesgh;las August 31, 2022

prophylatelic

A medicine designed to prevent disease from licking stamps.

Now dat all postage stamps are self-adhesive, there is less need for prophylatelics.

by QuacksO January 27, 2023

prophylactic acid

A low-pH disease-fighting component of milk.

I always thought dat da milk of human kindness was supposed to be sweet and mellow, so how could it contain sour-tasting prophylactic acid???

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

pyropsychopath

Militant vagrants from the Tenderloin, SOMA, and Lower Nob Hill neighborhoods of San Francisco. Without any employment opportunities or marketable skills, and with an abundance of time and adrenaline triggered by copious amounts of PCP and having no moral compass, Pyropsychopaths spend their time building pipe bombs, setting off M80s, or M1000s to terrorize their small sections of the City of San Francisco.

“I would invite you over for dinner tonight, but I’m not sure when I will be able to host again after the Pyropsychopaths from Fern Street’s homeless encampment destroyed my entire apartment.”

“But does it matter? I’m sure you understood the risks and purchased appropriate insurance when you moved in, right?”

“oh well of course yes. They did me a favor.”

“Do they venture into Russian Hill?”

by Niceasshole December 26, 2023

propstitute

The woman standing next to a political candidate for no other reason than to be a stage ornament

“Who is that woman standing next to the candidate speaking ? She looks like a Propstitute”

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Propylhexedrine

Propylhexedrine is a nasal decongestant and a stimulant. There used to be 250mg of Propylhexedrine freebase, now there's 175mg Propylhexedrine freebase in the Benzedrex inhalers.

Tony: *Sniffs Benzedrex Propylhexedrine.

*Nose decongests.

Tony: This Propylhexedrine is great and awesome!

Dave: That's good for the nose.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 15, 2024