proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.

i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.

by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016

Proper Ending

1.When a story concludes in the manner it should.

2. When a story's ending is entirely satisfying

Note: A proper ending will never contain unessential explanations, random additions, or unestablished happy ending throw ins.

Take - Off (short film) finishes with a proper ending.

by (screen)writer August 23, 2016

a proper goodbye

the morning after a night of ravenous sexual intercourse, while the chick is still asleep, you get ready to leave, whip your cock out and jizz on her right before you run out the door

"hey man how was your morning with that chick, probly awkward right?"

"nah man, i gave her a proper goodbye and its all good."

by bull73 December 23, 2008

proper poke

To put your penis aka pussy poker,into a very sluty females vagina aka wide resiever,for the 1st time,before anyone that day.

He cant get a proper poke before me.

by jonny b. dizzle June 11, 2006

proper jackson

really good, excellent, top notch, top banana, awesome

If someone was to give you a really nice gift, or you were given the day off work, or you received some good news, or you heard a really good song you'd say "that's proper jackson!"

by Ben Summers September 1, 2008

Proper Bentley

Something that is really good, Out of this world....proper bentley!

How are you?

"or im proper bentley me mate"

by lmus April 22, 2007

Proper Hello

A 'Proper Hello' is greeting one or more persons with either an over-the-top sexual act. A simple quickie works too...

After longing for his loins for several weeks, she greeted him with a proper hello.

by schmegma77 April 14, 2010