pretenda-fag

A guy that tries being bisexual or gay and ends up going back to females.

Missy used to date Pete. After they broke up, he went pretenda-fag and dated a guy, but is now back to sleeping with Missy.

by mystical777girl May 27, 2011

pretendcest

Sexual relations with an adopted sibling.

Around the end of Dexter season 6 Debra realizes she has romantic feelings for the show's name sake. When I watch season 7 I will see if they commit Pretendcest.

by Purvplegurple December 15, 2013

pretend weekend

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).

"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."

by rcalley July 8, 2014

pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her

Sharpton is a pretend bitch.

by QHarley March 7, 2016

Pretendicitis

A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.

Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.

by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018

Pretencrisy.

The act of both hypocritical and pretentious, pretty much accusing others of being critic fearing cowards and trying to put their own bullshit theories into stories that aren't even theirs to begin with. And also coaxing said person into believing or saying that they are a god.

'Did you see that? She conned him into thinking he is a god and also accused him of being a coward. That's Pretencrisy.'

by MM132 October 12, 2019

pretend this is a good word

Please I seriously need you to pretend this is an amazing, incredible word

seriously man, this isn't a joke, I need you to think its good, just pretend this is a good word

by edenwooyeah December 14, 2020