high mud pressure

A medical condition characterized by explosive, toilet-splattering diarrhea.

Damn, the toilet is splattered with shit specks again. It must be good ol' Albert with his high mud pressure.

high mud pressure by ireallydontcareabootit August 16, 2015

Non-Verbal Peer Pressure 

The act of someone doing a thing or dressing a certain way (not directly told to) because the popular kids are wearing it and that person wants to be popular

Sam is a victim of Non-Verbal Peer Pressure because tried to wear dresses. She told me "all the cool kids are wearing it and I want to be popular"

Non-Verbal Peer Pressure by DaftIsTrash October 19, 2018

Soviet Pressure Torture

1. A type of torture that involves inserting the end of the rubber hose of a bicycle pump into the anus and inflating the rectum like a balloon

2. A type of torture that involves inserting the metal needle of an air pump of the kind used to inflate basketballs into the male genitals, and inflating either the penis or scrotum like a balloon

Officer: Well, you're pretty tough. All other interrogation methods have failed, so we'll have to go to the last resort.

Prisoner: What's that?

Officer: Soviet pressure torture.

Prisoner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!

Soviet Pressure Torture by pfeifer1935 May 11, 2011

Pee-r Pressure

When one of your friends announces he or she has to pee, and suddenly you have to pee, too.

I thought I could make it the whole flight without going to the bathroom, but when Nicole and Eric went, I really started feeling the pee-r pressure.

Pee-r Pressure by shnaa April 13, 2011

Japanese Pressure Washing 

After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.

Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.

Japanese Pressure Washing by Gloria Specker November 5, 2010

Pair Pressure 

When a girl has a great PAIR of tits that pressure you subconsciously into doing things to impress her.

I swear I wasn't going to smoke that night but when Jennifer gave me a cigarette I couldn't resist the Pair Pressure

Pair Pressure by Kreyna April 24, 2017

Text Pressure 

text pressure is when you are with a group of people that are texting, and you feel obligated to take out your phone in order to be equally cool and not stand out from the rest.

dude1: who are you texting?
dude2: my friends kristina, kate, matt, and jen.
dude1: oh thats cool... *takes out phone and scrolls thru contacts*
dude2: no text pressure, bro!

Text Pressure by phoenixlk27 December 14, 2009