premature tweejaculation

when you accidentally send a tweet and you're not even close to being done typing.

Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.

by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010

Premature Nostalgia

(noun) A mental condition in which one develops a bittersweet longing for things, persons, or situations that have already happened or have yet to happen.

Monica experiences moments of premature nostalgia when she thinks about life after grad school.

by lethopeburn July 19, 2013

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006

premature egrackulation

The act of quitting a Starcraft 2 game early when you could have one. Popularized by Greg "IdrA" Fields when he quit a game versus MMA after MMA destroyed his own Orbital Command Center.

Looks like he had a premature egrackulation. He totally could have won that.

by Edoran June 14, 2011

Premature Detonation

A unique phenomena among would be suicide bombers where their explosives detonate prematurely.
Palestinians sometimes refer to this as a "work accident".

Due to Ahmed's premature detonation he was sent to the virgins early.

by capt diggs November 19, 2011

Premature jubilation

a profound, almost orgasmic feeling of happiness and joy that comes and goes entirely too quickly

"I was all fired up about a night alone with the wife when she reminded me that her mother was coming over. I suffer from Premature Jubilation!!

by Mr Jameson October 21, 2010

Premature Ejaculation

Finishing your manly ammunition even before your target appears.

Holly : *spanking her ass* Hey boy, come get me
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation

by Night Patrol June 25, 2015