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pregnant cow style

a sex position where you shove both of your arms up someones asshole while they're on all fours
1: "im gonna do pregnant cow style with you"
2: "what the fuck"
pregnant cow style by rayennoth December 11, 2025

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome 

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.
Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.
A terrible STD. Thankfully there is a cure to it called an abortion. Here's another reason of why to never have sex without a contraceptive.
Person : I'm pregnant!
Partner : OH DEAR GOD NO! NOT PREGNANCY! NOOOOOOOOO!

pregnancy cheese

That creamy discharge that only pregnant woman can produce. While your eating out a pregnant chick, the creamy, yet distinct slightly powdery cheese that explodes from the vagina.
I went to town on that pregnant pussy last night. Got a little too much pregnancy cheese, so my stomach is a little upset today.
pregnancy cheese by Smitty45 June 7, 2018

Pregnancy Cheese

The off white to yellow discharge that builds up on the clitty litter catcher of the girls panties. Pungent and awful. An odd cheese that does not go well with cracker, fruit or by itself. Only the bravest of cocksman will attempt to devour this cheese.
Gloria didn’t trust that I would be here after the baby is born, so I ate her pregnancy cheese coated panties. I think I’m going to be sick.
Pregnancy Cheese by Smitty45 June 11, 2018

pregnancy bait 

A woman so attractive that multiple men want to have sex her, and potentially make her pregnant,
I saw her first, she is my pregnancy bait,