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Pregnancy Roulette

When five guys ejaculate into a small cup, then the cum is mixed, and pored into a woman’s vagina.
Nobody knows who the father is until a DNA test is taken 9 months later.
I can’t decide who I want to be the father of my children, let’s play pregnancy roulette!
by huddymenz December 9, 2024
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innocent pregnancy

Pronunciation: /ˈɪnəsənt prɪˈɡnənsi/
Definition:
1. A pregnancy occurring without (sinque) prior sexual intimacy, is considered divinely induced.
2. The condition of conceiving a child through supernatural powers, bypassing conventional reproduction.
3. A phenomenon celebrated in religious narratives as a miracle of fertility.
4. A rare occurrence regarded as evidence of divine intervention.

Significance:
• It defines virgins capable of bearing children.
• It emphasizes spiritual purity and divine benedictions.
• It identifies exceptional reproductive events.
• It avoids secular interpretations of conception.
• It simplifies explanations of religious doctrines.
• It improves clarity in theological discussions.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon expressions.
Examples:
• "Mary exemplifies the biblical notion of innocent pregnancy."
• "Devotees worship icons associated with innocent pregnancy."
• "Sacred scriptures detail narratives of innocent pregnancy."
• "Scholars analyze historical records mentioning innocent pregnancies."
• "Mystics attribute curing powers to innocently conceived infants."
by Dmitrio August 4, 2025
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Rape Pregnancy

What you will get if you don't get off scot-free or murdered after you get raped.
Miles: Did you about Emily?
Luna: What about her?
Miles: She got raped!
Luna: Oh no! Is she okay?
Miles: Yeah, she is, but she had a Rape Pregnancy.
Luna: Did she keep or abort the Baby?
Miles: She kept it
Luna: Has she given birth yet?
Miles: Yes she did
Luna: What did she have?
Miles: She had a Boy
Luna: What did she name him?
Miles: Dexter
Luna: Oh, what a nice name.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021
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unplanned pregnancy

When one male and one female accidentally make a baby
Son 1: Mommy, what's an unplanned pregnancy?
Wife 2: You.
by yourmotherismine November 9, 2023
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