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Pootential 

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.
Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential
Pootential by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009

Potentially 

The word used as an escape when commonly found in a tricky conversation. An easy answer for a yes or no question without consequences. The better form of Maybe. Often most affective when said while using hand gestures.
Speaker 1: "Did you punch yourself in the face while dancing awkwardly?"
Speaker 2: "um... eh. Potentially..."
Potentially by steffers_11 December 31, 2010

poletential 

The possibility that a person will end up working a stripper pole at some time in his/her life.

Certain factors in a young person's life can add to chances that the person will end up in the sex trade industry. A bad experience in Catholic school, broken families, inbreeding, drug addiction and general sluttishness can all be early indicators of a high poletential for a sleazy future.
Those skanky looks give her a high poletential.

Her daddy abandoning her has left her with serious poletential.

Every hit of meth is increasing her poletential by a factor of 2.
poletential by Spudsy G April 12, 2011

Promtential 

The Potential to win Prom King or Queen.
1. I Don't think she has the promtential it takes to win.

2. I think Jessica will win she's friends with everyone and is full of promtential.
Promtential by -wordlover June 12, 2009

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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
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- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

potentious 

The state of having potential.
Look at all the ladies in the bar tonight... very potentious.
potentious by Danizzle August 24, 2007