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poser

A word popularized by the teenagers of this generation. It is used to describe someone who is "biting off" another person, and one who tries to fit in with a group. Honestly, no one even gives a shit about who are "posers" and who aren't. In today's logic, any newcomer is a poser, or anyone who decides to wear something else or listen to something else is a poser. The word is used to bash those who try new things regardless of reason for doing so, and it's one of the most overused words by teenagers. It is mostly used by people who have no self-esteem and resort to talking down to other people or friends to satisfy themselves. Seriously people, fuck off already.
Guy #1: Dude, stop wearing LRG, you're such a fucking poser!
Guy #2: Whateva, I do what I want!
by Anonymous Dude February 25, 2008
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Ice Poseidon

Paul Denino, otherwise known as Ice Poseidon, is a some-what relevant livestreamer who used to stream on Twitch.TV until he got Swatted on a plane at the Sky Harbor airport in Phoenix, Arizona, which soon resulted in Denino getting permanently banned from the site for "giving out his location" on-stream. Because of this, Denino now streams on YouTube and has his own website, browser extension and app. He is also well known for having strange tourrette's syndrome-like tics which he denies the existence of when asked.
Though Ice Poseidon is not racist himself, the fanbase he has loves to race-bait. This is why he's commonly associated with the TriHard emote.

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by OfficiallyGoodenough August 24, 2017
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posers

1.People who pretend to be something they're not because they think it makes them realy cool when in actual fact it makes them look like desperate wannabe's who can't get friends any other way (which is what they are).

2.Also when people pretend to like, for instance, a band when actauly they just think the lead singer is 'hot' as opposed to actualy liking the music.
Poser: OMG i sooooooooooo love mcr! They are like my favourite band.
Non-poser: Realy? same, i realy like their music. My favourite song is probably 'You know what they do to guys like u in prison'. Whats yours?
Poser: ummm...uh...i dunno but Gerard Way is waaaaay hot!

(btw im not saying mcr are not hot im just saying that thats the ONLY reason the posers will like the band, because they think they're hot.)
by I-hate-posers July 22, 2008
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Poser

Poser; One who conforms to other people's ideas, has no original ideas, and tries to be someone they're not. They typically ditch their original group of friends to try and hang out with people that are "cool" in hopes of becoming popular. They will also go out and buy a mass order of "cool" clothes from Hot Topic or something.

Signs of a Poser - 1. The poser will start hanging out with people you would never expect. 2. They will change their style of clothes. e.g. They will wear tennis shorts but will soon be wearing skinny jeans and tight jackets. 3. Potential poser name: First name: Vance; Last name: La
Person 1: "Hey, you know Vance?"

Person 2: "Vance La?"

Person 1: "Yeah, him."

Person 2: "Yeah. He's such a poser. No one likes him."
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Wheels of poseidon

The greatest pirate metal band ever to grace the planet, from the wonderful green isle of ireland who write original sea shanties about pillaging, plundering and looting the rich and snobbish
Wheels of poseidon had alestorm open for piratefest 2018
by shouting will bellamy January 25, 2011
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poser

One who pretends to be a celebrity or other famous person on Myspace, Facebook, Youtube, or any other social networking site.

They get most of their information from Google, IMDB, interviews, and Popstar Magazine.

One of the lines some posers use is: "I don't care if you think I am a poser. Don't add me...it's ur loss."
Caitlin: OMG! I just found Taylor Lautner's Myspace page! He commented on my default pic!

Ashley: That's not Taylor! That's probably some middle-school girl posing as Taylor!

Caitlin: I need more proof. This isn't just another poser, because how would someone who's not Taylor know that much stuff about himself?

Ashley: Popstar Mag my friend. That and IMDB.
by Jessisaywhat? June 24, 2009
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MGMT POSERS

The people aka preppy white girls who only know time to pretend,kids,and electric feel
they heard these song on gossip girl know nothing what kind of music it is and think the are indie but dont know about climbing to new lows
girl hey i love mgmt

real taste in music : Oh i love we care

girl: what are you talking about

real taste in music : fuck you mgmt posers
by speloops May 13, 2009
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