pork eye

when you poke yourself in the eye, and get a lil bit of pork in it.

"Pork eye... that's definitely something on urban dictionary..." - Stevie Levine

by rip_moochelle April 18, 2023

Pork Nudge

When you get ya meat fondled

Damn man. All I wanted was a lil pork nudge.

by Quantum rizzics January 21, 2023

Pork Tactics

The guidance given by Ryotaro's Japan to viewers about how to eat tonkatsu pork in Abroad In Japan's "What $250 Gets You at a Japanese Hot Spring Inn" Youtube video (7:05 into video) released on 28th Feb 2021 UTC

Ryotaro: One last thing; like some techniques of eating pork right - Pork Tactics as I would say

by Scientist1968 February 28, 2021

Pork doughnut

The ring or stain left on your cock after drilling someone in the ass.
Or
I was with this nasty skank (your mom) and she gave me a pork doughnut.

Your mom invited me over for a pork doughnut and chocolate milk.

by Holyfuckingshitballsoffire March 17, 2017

pork trumpet

fuckin.... like.. a raw ass weiner...

Bro 1: Dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night?

Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.

by Porky McTrumpet August 7, 2007

Aqua-Porking

Verb; Meaning to have sex in a situation involving water (eg. Pool, shower etc)

Man 1: "Me and this girl had sex in the shower last night!"
Man 2: "Ahh Aqua-Porking! Well played my son!"

by JizzWizz September 22, 2012

Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light

Adrian: "can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole."

by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023