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poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T
"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"
by d.a.t April 7, 2008
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Poptart

An insult used to describe an oral sex hoe.
She's a fucking poptart, all the men eat her for breakfast.
by ASoundMakingReject January 12, 2020
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minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.
by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014
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Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.
Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013
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poptart

v. to drop someone like a hot poptart on a cold, kitchen tile floor in the morning.

n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with
If he's going to be a douche the entire time you're together, poptart that asshole!

Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.
by fanOFcake December 7, 2011
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Poptart Crip

A Crip who is hard on the outside but is soft on the inside
Ayo! That guy over there! Yea bro he a Poptart Crip!
by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 24, 2020
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poptart

๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™œ๐™–๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™๐™ค ๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™จ ๐™–๐™ง๐™š ๐™œ๐™ช๐™ž๐™ก๐™ฉ๐™ฎ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™›๐™–๐™œ๐™œ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ง๐™ฎ/๐™จ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™–๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ซ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ฎ
๐™›๐™ช๐™˜๐™  ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ฎ๐™ค ๐™ฅ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™  ๐™จ๐™๐™ž๐™ง๐™ฉ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™›๐™ช๐™ ๐™ž๐™ฃ poptart
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