poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T

"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"

by d.a.t April 7, 2008

Poptart

An insult used to describe an oral sex hoe.

She's a fucking poptart, all the men eat her for breakfast.

by ASoundMakingReject January 12, 2020

minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014

Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013

poptart

v. to drop someone like a hot poptart on a cold, kitchen tile floor in the morning.

n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with

If he's going to be a douche the entire time you're together, poptart that asshole!

Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.

by fanOFcake December 7, 2011

Poptart Crip

A Crip who is hard on the outside but is soft on the inside

Ayo! That guy over there! Yea bro he a Poptart Crip!

by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 24, 2020

poptart

𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙖𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙥𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙧𝙮/𝙨𝙪𝙨 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮

𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙪𝙠𝙞𝙣 poptart

by 23𝙨𝙝𝙝𝙖𝙮𝙮𝙙𝙖𝙝𝙝13 July 14, 2022