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poggers

A word with no meaning and no roots in the english language. It is mainly used by boys who have yet to have gotten laid. AVOID EVERYONE WHO USES THIS WORD UNIRONICALLY. THESE PEOPLE ARE A THREAT TO SOCIETY!
Ninth grade boy: That is so poggers
by LOWLYfolks February 23, 2022
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podgered

to be sexually hammered in the female fanny!
awe, a pure podgered that big mad fat bird on saturday night, man.
by Mark McKay August 18, 2005
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Podgerlicious

Whereas someone might make comment about a person stating that they are ‘bootylicious’; meaning that they are attractive or have a nice ‘booty’, being ‘podgerlicious’ is quite the opposite and takes years of dedication to achieve…

Your typical ‘podgerlicious’ hottie is someone that lacks teeth or the ability to form a complete sentence, that wears their underwear on the outside and carries an empty ‘VB’ can on their travels.

Those that are ‘podgerlicious’ may answer to the names; ‘Jenny’, ‘Stephen’, ‘Smokey’, ‘Mrs Smokey’ and can be found in large quantities roaming the streets of Sunnyshine.
“Hey that chick is mighty podgerlicious, look at her stumbling along out the front of Foodworks without a care in the world… now look at her sleeping in the gutter out the front of Foodworks… Hot dang!!!”
by Mick my mate October 3, 2007
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poltergeist

The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.
"last night my brother and I pulled a poltergeist! You should have seen my mom's face!"
by pastafagioli May 18, 2010
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Poggers

A term used as an indicator of excitement and/or surprise, coming from the PogChamp twitch emote and its derivative "poggers", the term has since gained popularity in the LGBT community as well as ironic meme circles
Person 1: "AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! POGGERS!"
Person 2: "what is it this time?"
Person 1: "THIS SHOW I HAVE BEEN WATCHING FOR A WHILE HAS SOME GAY REPRESENTATION!"
Person 2: "POGGERS"
by DonutEater1313 October 26, 2020
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Poggers

a phrase popular among mentally disabled people with CS:GO installed in there steam library usually the mongoloids who use this word will be seen a month later dead on they're bathroom floor after being rejected by Cindy on snapchat because "they're an autistic retard who wears sketchers from the Walmart shoe section and smells like cat piss" avoid anyone who uses this word even if its ironic
*gets a basic skill level kill* "poggers dude"
by YeeYeeMCgee July 8, 2019
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Pooger

A female Poog. The name is derived from a combination of their Poog counterparts, combined with the opportunistic and unrealistic ambitions of a washed-up Cougar.
Differences from the male Poog are as follows:
1. Prefers older classic rock from the 70's, such as The Eagles and Blondie.
2. Will quickly ask younger males at the bar to buy them a drink, rather than the classier Cougars that put some time into waiting for the young male to initiate.
3. Will use such pick-up lines as "I can suck the chrome off a bumper!", or "We can go back to my place, but I took the bus. Can you drive?"
- 3.5. Can actually suck the chrome off a bumper.
4. If not sporting a femmullet, they are often rocking some mean feathered bangs or a perm.
5. On welfare, and blames their ex-husband for their current status of not having a job.
6. Was born in walking distance to the bar they're currently in.
7. Can drink a beer while having a cigarette in their mouth without effort.
8. Pants options: Man jeans, acid-washed jeans, printed leggings, or anything pleated.
9. Used to cut hair for a living.
10. Grey roots showing.
"That Pooger's voice sounds like a man's!"
"What's with that Pooger's hair cut? 1990 was over a long time ago!"
by Basque JRED September 4, 2014
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