pion

a hybrid of the words PIano and bourbon. these are musical numbers where only piano is played to a tune that is particularly suitable for drinking glass(es) of bourbON to

I started the evening listening to pions by Chopin and woke up this morning with a hangover inspired by every unknown secret of our conditions.

by Antsbestwords March 19, 2020

pieoneer

Someone who first sets out to create a new bakery-type treat.

My math teacher told me that "pie are squared", but I could only find round pie-pans in the school-cafeteria's kitchen, so I had to be a pieoneer and actually construct a four-cornered baking-pan out of sheet-metal.

by QuacksO January 28, 2020

Pionel Pessi

A name created by insecure madrid fans to discredit the greatest footballer of all time, Lionel Messi. Pay no attention to these fans they are salty that Messi owns that tinpot club

Friend 1- "Haha pionel pessi ghosted"
Friend 2- "The sad outcome of being fatherless"

by Sea050789 May 28, 2021

Urban Pioneers

Mix one part Texas fiddle and one part Tennessee banjo, add doghouse bass and a splash of guitar and you have one heck of a powerful punch called The Urban Pioneers. This string band hammers out a variety of original songs that encompass old time hillbilly music, western swing, rockabilly, and even a few gypsy type songs for good measure. They spend about 75% of the year on tour all over the world delivering their brand of high energy hillbilly folk music.

The Urban Pioneers are on tour now, on tour always.

by lizsloanfiddle August 13, 2016

.Pioneer.

Gay lover to Xargon.

You boys are getting as close as .Pioneer. and Xargon!

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Pizone

Noun, or, more commonly, a Verb. May also be spelled "Pizown." A Pizone is the act of owning something or someone via decapitating them with a pizza box (usually thrown like a frisbee or very large shuriken).

This word was derived from a semi-popular Pizza Hut foodstuff also called a Pizone.

*leaps out of nowhere and hurls pizza box at opponent, decapitating them*

"Hah! That was a Pizone."/ "I just Pizoned you."

by SwordmasterX September 26, 2007

Pilon

What you call a hockey player who is a very bad defensive liability, and just overall CANT PLAY FUCKING DEFENSE.

Forward 1: “That other teams’ D men are Pilons, it’s too easy”
Forward 2: “Yeah, we skate through them so easy it feels like we’re playing mites.”

by That_One_Narnian_Boi September 30, 2020