by Semiuseful Magazine March 11, 2009
When a person puts up their problems on twitter to get the pity of their followers. This can also be applied to facebook and other social networking sites.
"Did you guys read Dorothy's pity tweet? So fake."
Ex of a pity tweet:
"Everyone of my friends is mad at me. #imthevictim"
Ex of a pity tweet:
"Everyone of my friends is mad at me. #imthevictim"
by Timune11 April 10, 2013
A mode of motorized transportation or scooter is for those who are fat and too lazy to walk. The people using these have gone past the point of of being fat. This is quite evident by the tent like structure covering their body. You normally see these obese people at your local Wal-mart or grocery store. They can be seen filling the baskets on these carts with chips, ho ho's, donuts and other high calorie and high fat foods. Its common to see a 50 pound bag of cat food in the basket. Don't get in their way because they will run you over to get the last 60 pack of toilet paper. They can be seen checking out with their food stamps or link card while on their cell phone. These people normally are supported by you and me because they are also too lazy(or fat) to work. You will see them pulling out of a handicapped parking spot after leaving their pity cart in the parking lot for someone else to worry about. Their car is normally not less than 6 colors and as it leave the lot is disappears in a cloud of smoke.
Betty: Me gonna get one of them their Pity carts cause I don't wanna walk cause my ass is too big to fit through the aisles.
by Society against lazy humans December 25, 2012
This is when a friend or co-worker offers you a far inferior snack only after eating an extra delicious snack in front of your face. The superior snack will no doubt include one, if not all of the following: chocolate, butter cream, fudge, or caramel. The pity snack recipient will ALWAYS be on a diet at the time of said snack-tastrophe which only exacerbates the pain.
Debra offered me some 100Calorie Snackwells only after eating an oh-so-yummy Ele chocolate cupcake in front of me. What a pity snack!
by JPEmily June 10, 2011
Awwww... I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend left you for your sibling. Please allow me to buy you a TS ticket to Pity City where we can sit for hours while I listen to your whole sordid life story of woe. No. Reeeealy!
by fuzzygreysocks February 08, 2010
by pityliker101 March 19, 2011